Czech-French-Swiss-American/Armenian Connection

now who has the nicest smile??? (clue: me!!!)

providing mutual support to each other:-)

Me and my flatmates = handsome foursome:-)

the cigarette was put in my hand just for the photo purposes...plus it was a chewing gum that looks like a cigarette anyway (remember those?)

little SOAS get-together...was clearly shocking to some people!

the German connection

Chci Petra nebo Alese???...O nebo dokonce i me?!

wow even a foursome...should we just rename our ECP hardcore to a swingers party?

probably one of the oldest ECP couples

Polo, Evicka is spoken for! plus, she is actually real, not imaginary hence you should give up those flirtations right now!

there were threesomes too...exactly how difficult it is to look into the camera for a second?

Zuzka was clearly shocked she made to her birthday alive, having adopted such a bad lifestyle

Lesy cheating on Eva with Kolon

the tall, dark and handsome couple

ok some people are eternally single (the fake dates and fictional girlfriends don't count) and they keep sabotaging the ecp drinking session because apparently they need to help a girl who is home alone (and whom they happened to meet for the first time on the exactly same day) with some sort of assignment...on Friday night....Polo,honestly, how much more bullshit do you think we will take from you, huh?

oh men and their wandering eye...the new-to-ecp-hc-drinking-sessions-couple

the "redneck" couple, now living in Hostivice

the evil couple...ignoring the surgeon's general warning...and no, cigarettes won't make you look like an adult or a sophisticated woman, Zuzko!

somewhat unexepected couple...Slepy and Ivanka please note that if Ivanka's boyfriend is sitting next to you (just out of this picture) such behaviour does not constitute cheating

obviously some people are still single, older and none the wiser!

the best girlfriends couple

the legal couple...

the party (celebration of my graduation and Zuzana's ??th birthday) took place in Wigwam as usual and it was overloaded with couples (as usual)..so here's the medical couple

so this was my graduation ceremony...and all I got is this one lousy photo (and lots of flowers, great gifts and of course, the diploma in the blue tube)

spot the difference between this and pevious photo!

Kitchen party 12/10/2006...dominated by Germans and Americans

Me and my flatmates at our kitchen party yesterday...Michiko, Hanah, Saro, me and Daniel

Ladies and man of the hour...actually the first occassion ever when anyone saw Andre dancing to contemporary pop tunes!

Me and Michelle out clubbing in Reading...if you wondered why our faces have this artistic shade all over them then, my friends, be aware that it's not chiaroscuro but just Andre's fingers accidentally covering the flash light...

Michelle and her boyfriend

stuck in the elevator...this time slightly happier after eating these horrible "magic mushrooms" (mushroom shaped marshmallows from Marks and Sparks) and before we left the elevator James Bond-style, climbing through a narrow space between the elevator doors which were pulled apart by these hunky Polish guys (who laughed at us and then just went away)

yet another unphotogenic picture of Michelle...photo taken while we got stuck in the elevator in her apartment building.we spent like an hour between floors - me, Michelle and her boyfriend...every man's fantasy, right? Not so, with me and Michelle moaning about starving to death the whole time after being stuck there for five minutes

Somebody finally texted Zuzka...halellujah

Ivan practising his irresistable smile

you should have heard that...so hilarious!

This is not the best girl-pulling face, Slepy!

Slepy trying to mingle with the girls

I was leaving Prague for God's sake...why is everybody so happy???

Kolonovi

Lesovi

Beer or Coke? That is the question

Polo was so excited to attend my leaving party...Zuzana at least bothered to fake the smile

Meditating about the meaning of life...

Apparently no one explained the difference between an iPod and a mobile phone to Zuzana...

There are...

5 types of relationships:
1. regular (there's love and sex, both parties interested)
2.platonic (one-sided, feelings only)
3. potential (both parties have feelings but there are obstacles to handle)
4. impossible (at least one person is interested and/or there are obstacles that cannot be dealt with e.g. wife that he loves)
5. imaginary (there's love and sex, both parties interested...in your head only!)
which category do you belong to???

first photo in ages where I (dare to say) look semi-decent:-)btw these are all the people who will attend an ecp reunion in ten years time...everyone else will be busy getting married, divorced or giving birth

this time it was zuzka's good twin who turned up and drank Coke and no cigarettes whatsoever...btw apparently our first lesson was civics with Mr.Robson; Ivan got to know Kolon by offering him an empty seat on a bench during the assembly; zuzka wore a shirt on her first day at ecp; lesy bought newspapers every friday, came to school with a kufrik and probably wore green on the first day; jarda wore his cute harry potter glasses and "podle hrnce" haircut s ofinkou; kabelka brought his red tea in a plastic bottle and home made cake every single day; Ivan had the best svacina ever aka gumovy rohlik with tavenak and salamek and has supplied me ever since with chewing gums!

so this was our reunion...10 years together...bylo nas sest (ostatni maj deti nebo chudy vymluvy)

theres a waiting list for this beauty:-)sign up now, it's the new Hermes Birkin bag!

shiny, happy people...aka newlyweds no.2 and my third wedding I attended this year...

first comes the baby, then comes the wedding...thats how it goes these days!

newlyweds dancing - shake it, sista

alles gute

jekyllovi slipy (aka jekyll's briefs)...totally rocks, highly recommended

best tombola since Hori, ma panenko

ultimativni kuchynsky pomocnik

I won a kluzak na snih and vazani na bezky z 80 let v puvodnim baleni...still better than lozisko or 2 kilos of peanuts

no wonder nobody stole these prizes!

great prizes indeed

magic mushroom

common boo, gimme kiss

wedding crashers

too many dogs, babies and baby bumps at this wedding for my liking

wedding no.2 - yet another happy couple (whoever said men were scared of committment???)

irish dance as a wedding gift? I prefer the irish liquoer

Me, myself and I and newlyweds and my mum

there's no way back from that little terrace above the water

wedding no.1 - happy groom and bride and not a hideous bridesmaid dress in sight

Wedding - couple no.1

Warning! There might be a kadibudka in the forest!

Warning! there might be a deer in the forest!

the only bad thing about it being that they dont accept regular credit cards in supermarkets and Burger King (I still miss that whopper)

We (heart) Dresden

cool city huh

dresden doll 2

dresden doll 1

latest trend: miniskirts from a hoodie jacket...to be seen in vogue soon

remember that hill we had to climb up few pics ago...well that's the hill few kilometers later and higher...

yep, we have to walk up there too!

but I made it to the top yet again...it was worth the blood, sweat and tears

you see that thing on the top of the hill??? well that's where we had to get...after having walked 15 km already and with 15 km (uphill) ahead of us

what's up gangsta?

and I wasn't alone...

I made it to the top...well Pravcicka brana at least

Green is the colour of Lesy, so take that shirt off Slepy!

Mickal trying his forehand

chcete me???

Jarda sporting his then new hairdo aka The Baros...fail-proof way to pull women

Miso, we miss you

baddest chicks

bad bad girl...in fact the evil twin again (got a new nickname for the twin: sin twin)

2 signs that Zuzka is drunk: she lies on the bench and falls asleep AND she spills everyhting about her ex-bf (e.g. that she almost slept with him recently if he didn't play heavy metal music, didn't have a TV remote wrapped in a plastic foil, didn't have pictures of kittens all over his room and if she DID have a bottle of Fernet inside her)

Michal I won't tell on you...all the crazy things you said...

Polo neargumentuj...proste TO je tak velky (holky: HA HA HA)

alcohol makes you lose inhibitions...see next picture

women just don't do it for Jarda anymore...

after show is the after party and after the party is...cleaning up!

just one little FYI

previously published story is also known as the Story about Men who Love their Gf's and don't Cheat which I promised you while ago, along with the Edita story and two others which are coming soon. In fact, I don't think the other two are worth publishing anymore so I will stick to zuzka's Mr.XY story...in case you haven't read enough stories about failures with men and relationships already...watch this space!
Oh, and keep your thoughts and comments coming! It's my only motivation to keep this blog running...

The story about that asshole...

…whom I will call Mr.XY for the purposes of this story (nickname – courtesy and copyright of Zuzana). (Zuzana’s got her own Mr.XY too, but her story is coming up some other time).
So once upon a time, at an unnamed university a girl who was just like me, happened to go to the same class with this guy XY. They always talked to each other in the fag-during-a-lecture-break-in-the-uni-yard way and their subjects of conversation usually didn’t get beyond uni work, politics, etc. That wasn’t until they went to a pub with a whole bunch of other students after they passed their final exams. It started off by him thinking that I was 25, me getting upset in the fake way (do I look that old???) and him trying to make up for it by saying how I caught his eye the moment he saw me in one of our seminars, that he thought I was good looking bla bla bla…you know the smooth talk. Then he said if he wasn’t with his current girlfriend, he would have been going out with me, that he likes the kind of girls like me, etc. (save the thought: WHY, WHY, WHY did he say all these things to me? for later when more information is revealed)
Then I slept over his place cos his flat was close to the pub (and he offered it to me – but also to other people so there was few of was sleeping there). So nothing happened obviously but I was kinda hooked….
Few weeks later, getting bored during the holidays I decided to organize a little uni reunion so I emailed him and his flatmate (whose happens to have the same name, apparently liked me too and is single…anyway you don’t want to get involved with more than one Mr.XY…in fact any Mr.XY after you finish reading this) so that they would contact the others and we would go out to a pub (I didn’t have the contacts for others although if I looked for them really hard, I might have found them...but why would I do that?).
It turned out that all the others couldn’t make it (which I was secretly hoping) so it was just the two us. And inevitably, after talking about work, politics, universities, impossible to get student loans, his circumcision etc.(you see totally common topics to talk about with a semi-stranger) we got talking about that stuff again - that we would be really compatible as a couple, the effort he made to get my number from a lecturer at the beginning of the school year (yet he never managed to text me or email me anything more exciting than some coursework stuff) and just more and more smooth talk (while I was getting more and more excited that this is actually leading onto something).
He also happened to talk a lot about his gf, giving me details of how he picked her b-day present, how she is different to all the previous girls he was with, etc. He also didn’t forget to say that before this gf, he was quite a ladies man, cheating on gf’s and swapping them more often than socks (he actually compared himself to the Clive Owen character in Closer if u saw the flick). But with this gf it’s for real, he calmed down, wants to be faithful, etc. (talking about mixed messages, especially when juxtaposed with what he said before – btw Mrs. Bardova or Mrs. Gault would have loved me for using “juxtaposed”).
Then I said how much I liked doing spontaneous things so he suggested we walked up the hill above the pub to see this great view of Prague (did I say it was a terribly romantic view too???). So we were standing there, watching Prague at night and I was just waiting (or dying) for him to kiss me. All he did was that he offered me a cigarette (booo!) and then touched my waist and leaned me towards him (hurrah!) to show me the lights of the Czech TV building which I couldn’t see before as I was standing 2 metres ways from him. He, again, offered me to sleep over his place, saying his flatmate was away (I mean - hello! could this be any more obvious?), only to add that I can sleep in his flatmate’s bed (what the F???).
So we walked to his place, he said that he liked the smell of perfume and instead of being over the moon, I was just the most confused girl in the world. I mean on one hand I was convinced he was hitting on me, on the other hand I got the impression he loved his gf and we were acting just like good friends/old flames who can get above the physical stuff that spoils any male-female relationship sooner or later…
In his flat, we lied in his bed (again two meters away from each other) and watched Closer (how symbolic!), then he fell asleep and followed shortly afterwards. During the night he moved to this flatmate’s bed (I still don’t understand why). Then we got up in the morning, had tea/coffee, we said good-byes and I went home.
Oh and did I say that I drank 6 mojitos, he had six beers and I was wearing a low-cut dress that night??? So you see I was still confused as ever (plus whoever said that alcohol makes you lose inhibitions was clearly lying).
That’s until I met with my mates later in the week who reckoned he was indeed hitting on me but he was just scared to make the first move (apparently the fact that he’s bit younger explains it all – apparently in his eyes, I was this older, more experienced hot goddess of sex who seduces man “jak Bata seka cvicky” or something – I mean, does that sound like me???). In my defense, I was scared too! Especially after all this gf talk plus in the film Hitch, it’s the guy whose supposed to go 90 percent of the way and the girl 10 percent and he clearly went 0 percent. Not that I used Hollywood fiction as the guide for my life but you know….
But I was getting more and more mad at myself for not doing anything that night (I couldn’t understand what I was scared of??? Even if he rejected me, yes it would be embarrassing but I wouldn’t have to see him ever again afterwards so I wasn’t risking anything…still). So I decided to give it another shot (all I really wanted was sex, not to break-up his wonderful relationship with his wonderful gf…afterall, I’m leaving Prague in few weeks…and I never ever had sex with a circumcised man:-).
So I thought it would be best to use his birthday (which was luckily one week after that incident) as a pretext to text him (pun unintended). I happened to find out about his birthday on icq (official version) but in fact it was when I googled him (and I know you do it too so no judgement please!). So after much thought and discussion I decided to go for the “funny” birthday message which would hopefully spark off further sms conversation. It said something like: Hi, my icq has been flashing at me like mad for ages that it’s your birthday today so happy birthday and celebrate in a way appropriate to your age (he was only turning 22) smiley face.
Apparently, it’s only me and Zuzana who thought it was funny. (and I’m never using Zuzana again as my sms advisor: a) she’s still single and never managed to get a bf through text messages – mostly cos she never texts the guys she’s interested in, b) she thought a funny way to invite a guy she had crush on to a party was to text: Hey it’s the 16th anniversary of unearthing bone remains of a T-Rex called Sue in South Dakota so that deserves a drink…I mean, that screams boring, nerdy, desperate!)
Luckily she never sent the message. As for me, so far I got no reply from Mr.XY. Not even thanks for the sms and now f*** off…absolutely nothing.
So at yet another drinking session in Wigwam, my male friends suggested the b-day sms was OK but not obvious enough (basically, unless you say “f*** me now” in a text message, guys just don’t get it) so I should text him again. This time I used this garden party at my house as a pretext (which I only organized in order to have a pretext to invite him) and sticked to what my male friends thought works best on male species. It said something like: Hi there, I’m throwing a barbecue party at my house this Wednesday from 7 so it would be great if you could make it. Bring some drinks, sleepover provided (in my bed – OK, I didn’t say that:-).
And guess what?! So far no reply and I’m still counting…(Slepy, you're a dead man!)
I mean could you believe it??? Whatever happened to good manners? It wouldn’t hurt him to make up a lame excuse or just to ask me to stop bothering him or whatever but this???
I’m so glad I didn’t start anything with this asshole…as if I needed yet another bad experience with men!

The story about that bitch Edita

which I promised to publish ages ago…anyway, you remember the post about how Edita hooked me up with her personal trainer and it didn’t work out as usual.
Well I haven’t met her or talked to her since she broke the news that he’s just not that into me over a couple of drinks. And if it wasn’t for Michelle who came to Prague a while ago and had the courage to meet HRH (Her Royal Highness) Edita I wouldn’t know what sort of nasty gossip she’s spreading about me.
Her (or his?) side of the story is that the poor guy didn’t want to sleep with me and I practically raped him (did I mention he was trying to bed me since the first date?), that he (or she???) hated my dress sense (he never mentioned anything and even if he did I wouldn’t give a damn cos I love my clothes), that I was heartbroken and devastated for ages after he finished it (I got drunk once and that was only cos I was upset that my relationships never last more than a month in general, I wasn’t mourning this particular guy), that I thought it was a relationship (well what else would it be when you go on dates, like each other and eventually have sex after few dates – not exactly a one night stand is it???)…shall I continue? Well I won’t cos this is all I can remember…luckily. I think this as much nasty gossip as one can handle. So if any of this bullshit ever gets to you, well it’s just not true!
The only thing I’m still wondering about is whether the bitching actually comes from him and Edita just passed it on or whether she made it up and spread it around herself? To be honest, I don’t think guys are naturally that bitchy plus it’s for sure that Edita fancied this guy at one point…maybe he broke up with me cos she told some things about me that were untrue…in that case I just don’t understand why she hooked me up with him in the first place??? Probably so that we appreciate her royal generosity…Enough said, I’m definitely over the whole incident, it’s just that I promised to tell you:-)

Top ??? most emotionally blackmailing songs

this list should have been made ages ago.and instead of the parental advisory label, they should a get a warning from the psychiatrist that emotionally unstable, recently broken up or just single for too long people may cry, get drunk or feel like committing suicide afterwards. here they are, but I warned you:
Coldplay - Don't panic
Damien Rice - Blower's daughter, Cannonball
Jon Legend - Ordinary people (especially the acoustic version)
Usher - U got it bad
Mario - You should let me love you
Mariah Carey - We belong together
and many others, u can usually spot them easily just looking at the name of the song
more ideas from you guys are welcome!
maybe we could make this list as a chart and vote which makes you cry the most!

let me quote

lyrics from a new (and pretty hot) song called Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado and Timbaland:
Roses are red
Some diamonds are blue
Chivalry is dead
But you're still kinda cute

I think that sums everything up pretty well, doesnt it?

FYI, Anonymous

Zuzka's evil twin name is also Zuzana which makes it all so difficult to tell which one is which at first sight. On closer inspection, however, major differences in behaviour and attitude (towards alcohol, smoking, etc.) are apparent so they can't be mistaken:-)

please

remind me to bitch about the following things:
1) that bitch edita
2) men who love their gf's and hence dont cheat
3) Michal who didnt want to take a skinny dip at midnight
4) Bisexual igracek

To Anonymous

whenever you get the impression that Zuzka is doing something she shouldnt be doing on the photo, please bear in mind that is probably her evil twin who drinks, smokes, lies, cheats, etc. and not the good old Zuzka we know. podobnost je ciste nahodna:-)

playing footie at midnight on Andel...well pretending to anyway

pause to think (and drink)

dont get fooled, hes not dating her either...zuzka is mine

whos got the nicest smile?

I know we look like a hot couple together but ladies, you can try your luck (atheists welcome!)

Mickal, you dont say Drz hubu, ty vole to a baby!

Mickal and his baby...called Teamgeist

very unlikely threesome

handsome men...anyone interested?

Kaby oh Kaby

debating society in action

Lesy trying to look serious (no wonder Ivanka is amused)

say cheese...this is much better, Lesy!

this is NOT how to look on a photo, Lesy!

smile...check! glasses...check! dark hair...check! bright colours...check! spot a difference!

our debating society

which made him blissfully happy

Lukas finally got his beer...

mummy and daughter...auntie and niece??? im lost...

Zuzana's sexy new underwear...size XS...skinny b*tch (just kidding!...not about the undies though)

ECP hardcore before we jet off to the US, London, Amsterdam...some of us already in New Zealand, Syria and Tunisia...talk about cosmopolitan society!

who could resist the smile?

and yet another single friend...luckily!

ok YET another couple...of international jetters...Kolon off to the US and Katka off to Taiwan soon

now theres my single professional friend Zuzana...although we kind of became a couple too...strictly platonic though!

soonlyweds!!! congrats on engagement, upcoming wedding, shared flat and all the other things that wont ever happen to me!

yet another happy couple

ok now how about swapping partners for a while? the couples are getting old...

so did I and Justina and Kabelka despite his shortcomings in height (Im still taller ha ha!)

Zuzana (the good twin) made it to the top

speaks for itself...let me just add: a to ECP stanek s obcerstvenim a milou obsluhou nahore

and we rested in shade after the hard and exhausting walk up the hill

but it we rested in peace on the train

Trip to Rip (not Rest In Peace, Krosnic!)

tall, dark and handsome...and drunk

our beloved Michelle...on yet another bad photo of her...epitome of unphotogenic

but he made me smile cos hes so damn cute and teeny tiny

me and the baby...I only made him cry though

same old couple Lesy and Evicka

Total champion of the world...not least because he's half-italian

Frantisek/Francesco Zelinger/Serangeli

the baby's not mine either...but is cute anyway

dont get fooled, the baby pram is not mine! but has "skvely odpruzeni kol"

threesomes are IN!

Im never eating a roast duck again...look how cute it used to be!

ugly duckling turned into a beautiful swan:-)))

all by myself

lost in direction

not so ugly ducklings

beautiful girl, beautiful town...what more could you ask for?

cesky krumlov is just like prague...only smaller and nicer...with as many tourists

jump or not to jump?

happy to be there

I use colgate white daily!

Im not the only one standing in the sun:-) (sorry Bono, your lyrics just wouldnt do)

Krosnic, say hi and dont fall down!

decisions, decisions...

spectacular!

see the evil grin?

have a break, have a chit chat

temelin in the background

me and evil twin

we made it to the top

walking up that hill in the background? Im staying here!

Evil twin with a rice cake,before the deadly trek to Klet (mountain in the background)

now who's the tallest?

Krosnic the storyteller

there's an old French saying: qui se ressemble, s'assemble

Kolon, Katka a koza

kozy a kozy

see?

Im so photogenic!

scared of heights...anyone?

now this is plain scary! and FYI from 1970's so not digitally enhanced...whoever said size didnt matter obviously didnt see this ...ehm... guy

men at work

women at work too

let me see the cards

for over-18's only

bon apetit!

Evil twin lives up to its reputation and publicly enjoys porn cards...let alone the attempt to distribute drugs in public and break the law!

Lovin' it! evil twin's new role model:-)

Slepy and Marketa in the middle of a scientific experiment i.e. watching ants overeat themselves on biscuit crumbs

ECP softcore in detail...notice Ivan's sexy pose

oh mother nature

god bless nakladany hermelin and klobasa

ECP softcore

feeling lost, lonely and abandoned 2

healthy eating...100 percent pure junk food

despair impersonated...

feeling lost,lonely and abandoned...

Lesy just got out of the tent...i wonder what he's been up to...any ideas anyone?

happiness is just a train ride away

and sometimes so far away...when the camp on the map doesnt exist and the nearest one has been flooded...or not?

Zuzka's evil twin chilling out..

me chilling out...

where have all the hot girls gone?

then again the lunch with krouzkovane pivo was yummy

cheers!

i wish that was my house backyard

we love Budvar...and Budweiser...and Czechvar

i wish we never had to leave...

did you know that Budvar employees get two basy piva each month...im so going to work in Budvar when I grow up

sucking women??? whatever...

and the bottles are cleaned...

and thats how its filled into bottles...

...and packaged...

...and assembled...

and moved around...

see, I told you beer made people happy

now this is the absolutely best beer...totally chilled, unfiltered with all the goodie stuff that makes you healthy...and drunk

felt like home to me

making people happy all around the world...

making Slepy happy too...

Budvar...thats where the best beer is made...100 percent natural

more beer is made...

it was a pure fruit juice if anyone asks...and the hat didnt come from a topless waitress

look what few drinks can do to your sight!

again Zuzana's evil twin who clearly has a drinking problem...

Kolon prepared for bad weather? or sporting the latest must-have accessory? or simply acting stupid while drunk?

The semi-invisible man Slepy

ECP hardcore minus Aja, Mickal and Polo

Slepy missing his Brazil vs France tv match...they're losers anyway...

This is not Zuzana...its her evil twin...despite her poor attempt to camouflage herself

First (Drinking) Aid/Intensive (Alcohol) Care Unit medical staff

Lesy: green forever

some people clearly dont take the vrstevnice bit seriously at all

keep smiling!

Lesy and Kolon: chief (and much loved) route planners...

stale zametame...

alkohol a cigarety jsou metla lidstva...ale zametat se musi

check out the maps carefully...make sure camps do exist and trail from Klet is really the shortest one!!!

and drink to the success of the trip (right Mickal???!!!)

All rights reserved to Evicka

more vrstevnice...

say "Ivan"!

Eat well too...

ECP HC Trip

Step 1: plan your trip well (while drinking)

Trip to South Bohemia

drevenej vor ve slajsne?pohoda jazz!

sorry for the delay

but I have been genuinely busy with my dissertation which I miraculously finished and handed in on time...
anyway todays a big day cos me, zuzana and ivana are finally meeting up in flesh for a real (not msn) drinking session...with no excuses, zapocty, "musim se ucit", etc. in sight...hallelujah!
secondly I want to hear your thoughts on the following incident:
this certain guy Im not meant to text (or zuzana wins a shot of baileys...you know who he is - and FYU /for your update/ we are so over) left me an icq message twice (after a major argument few weeks ago when I decided to block him out of my life completely and this time for real) which i ignored until I realized he might have a book/dvd I need for one of my courseworks so I asked him and he said he would send me a cd with the film I was looking for. He actually brought the cd by himself to my house after we negotiated what he would get in return as a reward ( I suggested a home made pie or a thank you note). After he left I got a text meesage which led to a sms conversation outlined below:
Afternoon
HIM: you looked good. i will get my reward tonight (reward being a codeword for making out )
ME: ???
HIM: Question marks?
ME: what reward???
HIM: My reward for the cd...duh
ME: I think lame sex for a cd is not a very balanced/appropriate reward
HIM: Not balanced? Its a great cd and it doesnt even have to be great sex ha ha...but you´re really good at blow jobs...when you dont bite :-) (internal joke... FYI I dont bite)
ME: Unfortunately I cant say the same about you and oral sex. Forget it, in this respect Im done with you, I can still write you the thank you note though...
...
HIM (at 23:46): so Im on my way to your place to get my reward...how was the film
ME (following morning): I would appreciate if you stopped texting me at night as it woke me up. I would also appreciate if you stopped bothering me, im not having sex with you ever again!
HIM: I was just kidding, you just didnt get it.....ooooooooooooh.I hope the film was any good
ME: I havent seen it yet. Its just that I didnt get whats so funny about making fun of me...
HIM: ok well Im not a single person anymore so I can only mean these things as a joke...you know...im amazed you took it seriously
ME: well next time please use "JUST KIDDING" warning when you are about to say something as a joke so that I can have a laugh too...
HIM: I dont get it, you need help with something, one brings you the cd to your house and you just nag him for making bit of fun...I always have some sort of relationship with people with whom I have had something (fling, sex, etc.) in the past...so why couldnt I tease you this way...you know,maybe its better if I stop texting you altogether
ME: well I asked you for a cd, not millions of text messages in the first place...oh and I tend not to communicate at all with people Im done with so there...so please constrain your teasing to your girlfriend, I think she would appreciate more than me..
THE END

have you noticed the terrible male manipulation? and do you also think having sex with me only became a joke after he got rejected??? I blame the deflated ego....cant believed how much time I wasted with this loser!!!
have you seen ucastnici zajezdu or the libertine? more thoughts on these films next time...

two more bets to add...

so that we dont forget about them.
1) If I dont text certain person by the end of June, I win a shot of Baileys. If I do then Zuzana wins the shot.
2) Zuzana claims I will get a serious bf by end of August (not the Daniel Cleaver kind of bf). She is convinced she became a psychic after she predicted in January that one of our friends will get a bf by the end of May and now she has one. Anyway Im having none of it and remain sceptical as usual. So if by some miracle (not by Zuzka's psychic powers, thats fo sure) I do have a bf in August, I will buy her a book about Sex and the City, if I dont have one by then (of course I wont!!!) then I get the book. Or maybe a book of Woody Allen's short stories. Havent decided on that one yet.
I love these wagers cos Im a born winner when it comes to bets with friends...

so that Zuzana doesnt forget

here are bets we made
If Zuzana get a bf by end of August 2006, she wins double cream.If she doesnt, she wins butter.
If she passes statnice this June, she wins trubicka, vetrnik and zloutkovy rez.If she doesnt, then I win indianek, kremrole and linecky kolecko.
Also Zuzana promised to go out with me and hook me up with a guy of my choice by flirting with him/approaching him and then him asking her for my phone number. In any way, she is obliged to get me a guy asap.

its the baileys talking

but I have to admit this year I have been ditched by a total of four guys...ok i wont say how many guys I ditched but hey, I wasnt interested in those in the first place unlike those four who were...have you ever considered an online drinking session? involves you, your friend, msn a bottle of wine or baileys (as in my case)...then just act as if you were in a pub minus the bill, smoke and obnoxious guys...
plus you get music of your choice (in my case Im hooked on Outkasts Roses/Caroline, especially the end "Bitch you aint that fine, no way...crazy bitch...a bitch's bitch, just a bitch")
also forget professional friends, from now on me and zuzana are professional nasty bitches, explanation and rules coming soon...watch this space!

Fcuking unbelievable

For the record, everything written below really happened. Once upon a time there was this brave girl (not me this time!) who wanted to do a little research on men. I suppose her hypothesis could be all men are assholes or something like that. So she posted following ad in the Woman seeks Men section of an unnamed website and waited for replies:
I'm a 28 year old woman from the US. I love to travel, work out, dine out, party, and just have a good time! I'm open to about anything! I'm very attractive, a lot fun, kind, extremely giving, funny, and really open minded...But my flaw is that really demanding. But i have a right to be. The right girl only deserves the very best, right? Here is what i'm looking for and what i require: I'm looking for an extremely wealthy and exceptionally attractive man between the ages of 24-35! Tall, generously endowed (You know where) along a great body is a must. I'm also looking for someone that is very intelligent and has a great sense of humor. I need someone that has a great personality along with good looks... I'm not shallow you know. You must be a good cook and must love to cook for me. I like to travel to many exotic lands so i would love for you to take me on trips. If you can't go, it would be nice if you could still give me the money for this trip in addition to a weekly allowance i would ask of you. I love gifts too. Diamonds are a girl's best friend you know. Being a good lover is one of the most important things, I'm sexually demanding. And since i'm sexual and openminded i would kindly require that you let me have more than one boyfriend. I want to be treated like the princess i am. I know it sounds like a little much, but you will recieve a lot of love, kindness, and generousity in return.Is my perfect prince here in Prague? Are you out there, dream man? Please send your replies to ......... Include a brief but detailed biography along with recent photos. I can't wait to hear from you all!!!

And look what she got from men:

Am sorry to say this but ur messege just showed a typical bitch u are.**** u.Ur just after money just like the rest of the bitches around here.**** U BITCH
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'I am very attractive' - LOL - when i read this i was so curious to see your photos especially as girls here in cz are suck ****y gorgeous, but when i saw your pics on myspace i burst out laughing. Your ego makes you look even more uglier as you haven't got the looks to back up your mouth.. Were you trying to be funny? Just thought i'd let you know that your far from being very attractive as you would put it. I am though if you check my pics. You do look alot like Kim Gordon (band member of Sonic Youth), She's cool and plays damn good music.. but she's physically not all that.. too masculin.Once again thanks for the laughs.
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yes, but do you have big tits?
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are you sure you're not my girlfriend already?? she's a ******* screwed up demanding bitch also!
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I'm a 38 year old MAN from the UK. I love to travel, work out, dine out, party, and just have a good time! I'm open to about anything! I'm very attractive, a lot fun, kind, extremely giving, funny, and really open minded...But my flaw is that really demanding. But i have a right to be. The right MAN only deserves the very best, right? Here is what i'm looking for and what i require: I'm looking for an extremely wealthy and exceptionally attractive WOMAN between the ages of 24-35! Slim, petite, "A" shaped ass and a great body is a must. I'm also looking for someone that is very intelligent and has a great sense of humor. I need someone that has a great personality along with good looks... I'm not shallow you know. You must be a good cook and must love to cook for me. I like to travel to many exotic lands so i would love for you to take me on trips. If you can't go, it would be nice if you could still give me the money for this trip in addition to a weekly allowance i would ask of you. I love gifts too. Watches are a man's best friend you know. Being a good lover is one of the most important things, I'm sexually demanding. And since i'm sexual and openminded i would kindly require that you let me have more than one girlfriend. I want to be treated like the KING i am. I know it sounds like a little much, but you will recieve a lot of love, kindness, and generousity in return.Is my perfect princess here in Prague? Are you out there, dream woman? Please send your replies to ........... Include a brief but detailed biography along with recent photos. I can't wait to hear from you!!!
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This has to be a wind-up, right? If not, you clearly have some self-esteem issues to deal with. You don't really think the guy you are looking for is just sitting around waiting for someone who openly advertises herself as high-maintenance prostitute?
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Are those tablets for reducing tummy fat working ?
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I stumbled upon your message whilst having my daily one-handed workout (if you know what I mean ).I really don't think you're too demanding at all. In fact, I'm sure a girl like you truly deserves everything she gets I am enormously wealthy; thick as two short planks; and completely blind to anyone taking advantage of me I'm afraid that I work too hard most of the time and therefore don't see the possibility of me joining you on an escape to a secluded island.I can picture the scene in 'From Here to Eternity' - rolling on the beach, our bodies intertwining as the warm water laps between your legs.........****, where did I put the Kleenex I have a body that women just can't seem to get enough of, although, admittedly, that's mostly on the lesbian scene - due to my sizeable breats As my username suggests, I am LONG - to the point where I can wrap it around my waist to stop my trousers falling down Of course, as a result of my daily work-outs, I am thin However, think of the fun we could have where, with one concerted pelvic thrust, I could pin you against the wall with my pork dagger - a la frog catching a fly Well, that's about it for now - I'm afraid I have to go change my underwear Hope to hear from you soon!
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You must be the most regretable character ever.Though I do meet your "benchmarks" your shoppinglist is rather disgusting. Who do you think you are? Sexually openminded, quite good looking - well you appearantly never visited Prague...
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I think the hypothesis was correct...but we surely didnt need so much evidence!

just a brief post...

about my friend whose name I promised not to disclose,anyway those who know my friends will figure out who it is quite easily...well this friend of mine is so desperate to get laid and find true love (yes both at once - no wonder hes failing badly) so he invites girls on dates all the time and then complains that its costing him fortune. I suggested it might be more economic to save the money, forget random dates and pay for a call girl (with sex guaranteed unlike with a date...) but hes too romantic for that...so he keeps on wasting his money on random girls but at least supplying me with funny dating stories....like the one when he invited this girl out once, paid for everything, invited her out again, paid for everything...only for her boyfriend to turn up to take her home...well at least he didnt have to pay for the cab I suppose!

The one about my one-month relationship

so here it comes, as writing of my dissertation is unlikely now (too dark outside to write...a dissertation) and watching CSI Las Vegas too tempting...so remember how I wrote back in March about this personal trainer/law student my friend Edita was meant to hook me up with? well she did. it started like in a movie, I was meant to meet him in a cafe, so I walked in and saw all these geeks until I walked around the corner and there he was. Luckily, he was cute and turned out to be the best heterosexual man I have ever met to talk to. I mean I could talk to him about all these things most guys wouldnt understand (think organic food, third world problems, etc.), not some first date crap. and it felt so natural, like I met my soulmate and we had so much in common at the intellectual level (well except for his idea about women being better at doing housework than men- he thought "a guy sweeping the floor would look odd and unnatural"- women's emancipation hello!). Also I found slightly worrying that he was exactly the same age as my ex-sort-of-bf and lived in the same town...
Anyway we kissed on the first day and I was blissfully happy that I finally found a guy whom I not only fancied but actually could have a meaningful conversation with. Plus he really seemed like the "good" guy I always dreamt about, a guy who delivers what he promises, doesnt play games, doesnt lie, give lame excuses or avoid uncomfortable conversations. Plus Edita said he was into serious relationships so I couldnt wait for the second date. Second date equally great so on third date I stayed overnight in his flat (hint hint you know what happened...well actually you dont - right after we had sex, instead of rolling over and falling asleep snoring, he got up and started cleaning up,folding my clothes into a neat pile - he was obssessed with cleaning although he would prefer his woman to do it). Anyway, in the morning we went to work together and everything seemed fine...thats when everything started to go wrong
Before that night he would text me all the time and call when he said he would call, afterwards no sign of any text message or a phone call. So naturally I panicked thinking I was bad in bed and therefore he dumped without telling me, spent endless nights with Zuzana in pubs with her reassuring me Im just exaggerating so then I plucked up the courage to text him and he replied but in a very vague and unconvincing style. So I forced Edita to find out what happened (god bless mutual friends who can have these uncomfortable conversations on your behalf) and turned out he was an asshole who tried to avoid the break-up talk with me. Apparently he thought I was really great and sweet girl but there was enough spark between us (did he need three dates and sex to find that out???according to research it takes seconds to tell if you want to be with someone or not, not a month!well maybe he wasnt that much into science). so that was my one month relationship. the only I regret about it are my favourite knickers that I forgot in his flat (his after-sex cleaning up wasnt that thorough after all).
I should have listened to Zuzana who warned me against (future) lawyers...I know you told me so!Here's a rule of thumb: guys born in 1979 and living in Kladno are a NO NO NO! please keep reminding me of that...

BTW Anna's baby due in 4 days!

another emails

worth publishing.better than the last lot.and 100 percent authentic. unfortunately not in english (the sheer brilliance of the texts makes them impossible to translate without losing the magic). Big thanks to Aja and Zuzka without whom these emails wouldnt even exist.

ZUZKA: Ahoj, uz si vylezla z toho pokoje?????????????????? A jestli ano, tak kolik kafi uz jste dali? Stejne jsi uzasna.papapa Ps:nefunguje mi msn,proto ta ma absence. Pokud jsis teda nejaky vsimla, ze :-))
AJA: Z pokoje jsem davno vylezla, neb jsem 4 dny bydlela u Danovy rodiny. Dosily se mi saty, byla jsem dva dny na soutezi...luxus....nic jsem nevyhrala, byli jsme v jednom finale, ale to tady nic neznamena.DNes se musim zacit ucit na zkousku, vubec se mi do toho nechce. Zivot me sere:) JO a zadna kafe nejsou, neboj...protoze aby Aja mela chlapa, tak by se buh musel zmenit...myslim, ze muj vztah s Nejvyssim, tedy respektive Jeho vztah ke mne by se dal vyjadrit vtipem:
Jednomu panovi zkrachuje banka ve ktere mel vsechny sve uspory. Pak prisla vichrice a shodila mu na auto strom.Vyhorel mu dum. A nakonec mu vitr sebral cepici. To uz nevydrzel a v zoufalstvi padl na kolena, sepnul ruce a vola k nebesum: "Boze, za co me tak trestas?" A zhury se ozvalo:"Nevim.Ale nejak me seres."
A co ty, jak pak se mas? Co skola? Zkousky? CO ty a panove,chlapci? Nejaky novy manzel? Dite? Zasnoubeni?
ZUZKA:
Ty jo Ajo, uz ti nekdo rek, ze ti to na tech fotkach ale strasne moc slusi??? jsem se nachytala jak mam usta dokoran otevrena. Asi prehodnotim svou hetero orientaci, ktera je mi beztak k nicemu:)
No jinak, abys vedela, ze u r not alone, tak ti prevypravim legracni historku z meho, neco jako milostneho, zivota. Tak tedy,vystupujici osoby: pan XY(prodava piana,miluju ho asi tak pul roku), ja a moje, (neco jako)kamoska Jana(spoluzacka z plzne, hobby:cheerleading,oblibene slovo:bobanek) asi tak pred 2 tydny jsem se konecne odhodlala po 3 mesicich zajit do klubu Rubin, kde jsem se naposledy velmi opila.a vzala jsem i Janu. Duvod navstevy:videt se s panem XY.Vecer probihal velice prijemne, po koncertu jsme se vsichni tri odebrali jeste do Batalionu, zahrali si fotbalek,pak Jana odjela, ja zjistila, ze jsem ztratila mobil, pan XY se SAM nabidl, ze se pujdem podivat zpatky do Rubinu,jestli tam ten mobil neni, chapes nekdy ve 3 hodiny rano,no proste gentleman, rikala jsem si. Konverzace celkem plynula,jasne ze jsem byla trapna, ale nebylo to jeste tak hrozny. Dalsi pondeli mi vola pan XY jestli jdu na jednu akci na Strahove, rikam jasne jdu s Janou, na to on, ze tam puvodne jit nechtel, ale kdyz prej tam jdeme my dve tak rad pujde. No nemusim ti rikat, jak moc pripitomele jsem se potomhle rozhovoru tvarila. No takze v utery jdem na Strahov, poslouchame hudbu, pak Jana odesla, hura hura hura rikala jsem si, jsem tu s Bozskym sama. Ja mu koupila pivko, on me klobasku, samej vtipek byl,hahahaha, Zuzanka se smala,bylo ji fakt hodne dobre,pak koncert skoncil a on prej jestli bych s nim nezasla jeste do pizzerie nekde v Dejvicich, ja rikam sorry nemuzu zejtra mam skolu,vidina trasy Dejvice - Barrandov me teda moc nelakala, on na to ze prej bych mohla prespat u nej (ja v duchu boze ANO ANO ANO), no kdybych v sobe mela o jedno pivko vic, tak s nim do ty pizzerie a pak buhvi kam klidne jdu. No takze nic, on odjel do Dejvic, ja na Andel s opet pripitomelym usmevem, no znas to a s vidinou brzkeho rande. No a 13.10., v 17:36, tedy asi o 3 dny pozdeji,se to stalo,smska od pana Bozskyho, rikam si huuuraaaaaaaaaaaa to me bude lakat nekam ven, hura huar hura,a pak ctu: Cau,poslala bys mi prosim te cislo na Janu,zadnej extra duvod, dik:) Takze ledova sprcha,kopanec do bricha, ale stale jsem si rikala nevadi, to prece nic neznamena, nepanikarit,cislo jsme mu poslala. No a vecer mi vola Jana, ze prej ji pan Xy teda volal,ze se ji ptal jestli uz ma neco o vikendu a co prej dela pristi tejden,tak ho poslala do haje, protoze to vi, ze mi neni ukradenej. No opila jsem se moc moc moc, vymazala jeho cislo,jenze si ho samozrejme jak na potvoru pamatuju,a to je asi tak vsechno co jsem vam chtel rict.No jestli jses tim prokousala az sem, tak se omlouvam, ze jsem to nedokazala rict v 4 vetach,ale je to pro me takova terapie:) Ale jinak uz je mi fajn. a jeste jednou promin, ze jsem to tak rozvedla.Musim bezet, tak papapapapa.
AJA:
Mila ZUzanko,
tak to ti teda povim, mas ten zivot taky zabavny. JA myslim, ze bychom se na ty chlapy mely vykaslat a stat se profesionalnimi kamaradkami: neboli P.K. Protoze, tva prihoda svedci o tom, ze pan XY byl s tebou rad, bylo mu s tebou dobre, nevadilo mu byt s tebou, i kdyz chtel byt s Janou...coz je vlastne pozitivni...horsi by bylo, kdyby odesla a on rek...tak se mej, ja jdu domu.... kazdopadne obe dve jsme na tom stejne...mne se to stalo taky nekolirat, ze kdyz jsem si rikala, ze po me pali, tak vlastne preze me delal do me kamaradky....
Takze jsem z toho usoudila, ze se stanu P.K.Alena Kusa...a nebo jako akademicky titul: Alena KUsa p.k. dobry ne...mely bychom si vydat nejake manifesto...pravidla nebo tak nejak...napr. 1. za zadnou cenu nikoho nesvadet(ani muze ani zeny) 2. Byt svemu kamaradovi maximalni podporou...probirat s nim zeny, jeho vkus, nahanet mu pritelkyne, neustale mu opakovat jak je uzasnej, chodit s nim nakupovat, aby se na trhu "randeni" prodal 3. Zadnej sex 4. Chodit s nim na pivo a na fotbal. 5. SMat se jeho vtipum 6. Byt jeho doprovodem na akce , kdyz s nikym nerandi a umet nenapadne zmizet, kdyz se blizi jeho objev 7. Kamaradit se s jeho 'objevy' a rikat jim jak je uzasnej, vernej, vtipnej, prej dobrej v posteli, pozornej, bohatej, chytrej....
proste tak nejak...chapes....a pak se muzeme navzajem trumfovat, kdo je lepsi p.k. kdo je svemu kamaradovi vetsi oporou...ci kdo ma vic "kamaradu"apd., kdo mu sehnal vic pritelkyn....myslim, ze je to docela dobra napln zivota, ktera by mohla prinest dost uspokojeni...takova novodoba, potrebna matka tereza pro "obycejne" lidi...tak nejak se vidim:)
Dej vedet ,co si o tomto navrhu myslis, pripadne nejake dalsi napady, jak zformulovat p.k. Manifesto.
Mej se krasne a nezoufej, bude hur.
ZUZKA:
tvuj napad s p.k. je naprosto GENIALNI. K manifestu nemam co dodat. Proste tak jak je, je dokonalej. Nic nechybi, nic neprebyva. Moc jsem se nasmala.Bys mela psat.Fakt ze jo. Jo a dneska jsem se videla s tehotnou Anickou a shodly jsme se, ze jsme obe ziraly na ty tvy fotky z tancovani s otevrenou pusou. No nic, prestavam te vychvalovat, aby ti to nestouplo do hlavy:) jo jenom pro zajimavost, ta moje historka s panem XY jeste pred tydnem dostala zlatou korunu, svedci to o tom, ze Zuzanka nejenom ze dostane kopacky, ale jeste se musi velice ztrapnit. Takze to bylo tak... V patek vecer, z niceho nic, mi napise pan XY. sms znela: cau baby, dneska vecer v roxy blablabla, jestli prijdu blablabla. Tak si rikam hahahaha,jsou 2 moznosti: bud si spletl cislo, takove duverne osloveni, ze...nebo proste dolejza,snazi se napravit tu stranou krivdu na me spachanou. I zvolila jsem variantu cislo 1.tedy ze si spletl cislo a rikam si,udelam si z neho legraci,tak pisu: no cau PUSIKU, to sis asi spletl cislo, co? konec sms.Hahaha.v tu chvili mi to prislo velice legracni, nevim proc. na to mi prijde sms, ze si cislo nespletl a jestli teda prijdu. Tim jsem povazovala celou vec za vyrizenou. No asi za 2 hodky na to mi vola Jana(TaNaKterouChtelCislo) jestli mi taky XY psal to s tim Roxy, na to ja, ze jo a ptam se ji, jestli ji taky napsal takovou divnou smsku jako cau BejBY, na to Jana, ze to cetla jako cau BABY,coz cetla samozrejme spravne, ze.takze trapas trapas trapas. ale nevadi, uz ho v zivote neuvidim, takze se vlastne nic nedeje.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.no takze mi ted uz opravdu nic jineho nezbyva, nez stat se ,,novodobou matkou Terezou pro obycejny lidi".ale bude to krasny zivot. nejvic te pry naplni pomoc druhym, takze myslim, ze budu naplnena azaz.tak papapapa, sestra me tady vyhani apapapapapapapapapap

Ledge, isn't it?

I just realized...

how much is my blog concerned with (non-existing) relationships and men and not fashion at all which is actually my true passion (and I must admit I have been more successful in chasing down rare finds such Stella McCartney for HM items than in chasing down men...well maybe thats why I dont write much about fashion cos you get obsessed with things that you can't get e.g. men - with fashion, no matter how expensive, there is always a way to get it even if it means starving for months to come...plus the number of available perfect handbags is much higher than number of such men..let alone the fact that perfect man doesnt exist).
Anyway if you are excited by fashion as much as by men or even more then check out these blogs:
http://stylebytes.net/
http://hotbisexualmodel.blogspot.com
you will find links to more fashion blogs there too for a real fashion overdose!

oh my god

it has been more than two months since my last post...and I got some wonderful feedback from you guys so I thought you deserved some more of my life....plus it's time to really start my disertation so it's my final chance to start wasting time again!
believe it or not those two months were not wholly dull and there are certain things I really want to share with the world so soon you will find the following posts:
The one about my one-month relationship
The one about Editas birthday party
The one about my birthday party
The one about me and gay men
The one about me being surrounded by straight single male friends
The one about me being given an offer to SOAS, London + postponed lunch/dinner/date with that english guy who studied there (yeah the one with a gf and a baby)
The one about my crush on a cute classmate and text messages from a secret admirer (unfortunately not the same person)
to keep you happy in the meantime, here´s an authentic record of my emailing with Zuzana (unfortunately only in Czech but I know Michal is dying to read something like this):

Background: I suggested to Zuzana that we go out clubbing to pick up cute guys but she was reluctant to go as she had nothing sexy to wear (allegedly)

Sent by me to Zuzana:
doufam ze se uz tesis a vybiras svuj sexy outfit...uz sem te zaregistrovala jako SlecnaBozska:-)takze navrhuju zitra se jit nejdriv nekam predpit a pak presunout...nebudes litovat, bude tam vetsi ratio chlapu (peknejch)...no a pokud ne tak jak sem rikala, muzem vzdycky zdrhnout...

Zuzana replied:
nadale si udrzuju svuj skepticismus, ale uz jsem vymyslela sexy outfit. Jinak ten muj nick cos mi dala - mas za nej pochvalu. Velice vystizny. Tak sí jú ve stredu.
Zuzana, l.i.l., p.k.
(l.i.l. means Loser In Love, p.k. is Profesionalni Kamaradka/Professional Friend - a friend who never lets you down by a getting a bf, leaving you single and with no one to go out with)

My reply:
jen pro info: ten mail koho si vezmes je blbost a vubec nefunguje...nebo mozna jen me zadny fortune cookie neprislo jako ze se nevdam...tobe jo?
c u 2moro
P.S. skepticismu se nezbavuj, ja si ho taky udrzuju ale kdyz chces na neco nadavat tak to musis zkusit nejdriv....
(FYI I sent Zuzana this chain email saying that if forwarded to zillion people you will receive a fortune cookie with a name of your future husband...not that I believe this crap but just to be on the safe side, you know...do I need to add that I havent received any fcuking cookie or husband!)

Zuzana replied:
no me taky nic neprislo. taky se nevdam. takze to vlastne funguje.

I replied:
navic sem znechucena seznam horoskopem-tenhle tyden mam city 90-100 procent to nevim kde na to prisli!!!mozna tak negativni...
jo a vsimla sem si ze existuje i varianta "dnes potencial citove vazby s osobou tohoto zanameni" ale u myho horoskopu se prakticky nevyskytuje (dneska teda jo ale u blizence a zadnyho neznam...)
vidis i na seznamu a rozesilaci spamu vedi ze sme l.i.l., tomu rikam efektivni PR

Zuzana replied:
no to mi povidej. ja mam citovou uroven podle seznamu na 100%. CHA CHA CHA.
napadlo me zda neni LIL vlastne nejaky novy druh choroby? tzn. lilismus. zajimalo by me jak se prenasi. vylucuju geny, nebot osoba s lil se vlastne nikdy nerozmnozi, tak zbyva jen voda ci vzduch. a zrejme je to zatim nelecitelny.

This really happened, not made up!Btw do I need to add we never went to the club and we are still losers in love...maybe because we didnt go to the club...

Short note to Leticia:
Czech women are not mostly blond, well definitely not me or my closest single friends. So you see going to Brazil wouldnt really help although it seems more likely to hook up with a Czech guy there than in here...maybe because all the good guys fled to Brazil:-) I keep smiling though...