Foolproof way to...

tell if he's really into you/serious about you/in love with you. It's in his gifts - if he gives you golden earrings then congratulations (especially white gold - means good catch with good cash and good taste; in fact I will call this a White Gold Theory).
However, if he gives you a photo frame or something similar then run as fast as you can - you are about to get dumped,if it hasnt happened already (you just might not know it yet but but I'm telling ya, anything that involves photos or holders is not-so-subtle hint!(Luckily enough I got the hint quickly enough to avoid being the dumpee...)
My favourite SATC line this week: Perineum - latin for not without an engagement ring...
My favourite tunes this week: Kanye's Gold Digga, Sugababes - Push the button, old skool Madonna