I have to do this...

before somebody else does! (Bad if someone has done it already) Wonder what I´m talking about? Two lists: list of most elaborate/sophisticated/difficult-to-see-through techniques guys employ to get a girl in the bed and a list of the most ridiculous/obvious/so-lame-it-hurts T.G.E.T.G.A.G.I.T.B (see above to decode).
It is possible such lists do exist, however, mostly you come across lists of worst ways to get dumped, lamest excuses to cancel a date, etc. I believe my lists are bound to be most hilarious ever.
List 1 should include my friend´s experience with a guy (foreigner) who said he would learn Czech just for her etc. which sounds so good you are naturally to believe him (who would make such an effort to learn this fcuking difficult language unless he was serious about you, right?) well, right not...once he learnt he wouldn´t sleep with there and then, he lost interested (in her and learning Czech)...
List 2 should include my recent experience with a guy who wanted to (just) sleep with me - no strings/emotions/dates attached. After initial infatuation with the prospect, I decided not to go ahead and totally ignored his emails, texts, etc. (power trip, anyone?)
Then I receive this text from an unknown number asking me out on a date (!)and when I replied to find out ho that was it turned out it was him using his female colleague´s phone. Just how sad it is use someone else´s phone and to ask on fake date just to get laid???
These are just recent examples but I am hoping to extend both lists significantly in the future. I mean there are so many desperate guys out there willing to say anything just to get laid so I should be in no shortage of material. Plus how brilliant it will be to listen to their wooing (for research purposes only!) only to have none of it and leave them (shagless of course!). Me, nasty, bitch? Never:-)
So if you have any quality material to be added to my lists then go ahead, send me a comment!