I know it's been almost a week...
since I last wrote a post (and I know how much you guys miss my bright insight and smart ideas) so let's overdose on my wit'n'wisdom:
Guy no.1:
I urged one of my friends who goes to a business school (full of potential high-earning men) and plays volleyball (pretends to anyway) to get me a date with one of his class mates or team players and despite this guy's total uselessness, he did. He came up with this single, tall, (hopefully dark) and handsome guy so I was thrilled yet too busy to actually text the guy and arrange a date. So by the time I got to actually picking up my phone, my friend kindly informed me the guy found a gf in the meantime and fell in love with her. Talk about being late....
Guy no.2:
I decide not to rely on my friends and take action. Once at work I was reading newspapers (aka media monitoring) and came across this interview with this really gorgeous English (did I tell you I got a weakness for them?) guy, only to find out that he went to the same uni in UK as I am applying to for my masters (and he also happened to work in Prague in this major MNC in a top position). Also in his profile it said he was 27 and single so I thought I should really boost my higher education prospects and emailed him if he wanted to meet up to tell me more about the uni. He replied first but then didnt when I wanted to arrange the meeting (date) so I thought: Sod it! At least he should have had the courage to say Sorry Im busy to meet you or whatever.
Two months later I get an email apologizing for being too busy to reply and we actually arranged a lunch. On the day of the lunch, it was my day off at work (not taken for the purpose of a lunch date) so I spent the whole morning makeuping, hair straightening, clothes deciding, accessorizing, etc. So I came to the restaurant, no sign of him anywhere, then decided to call him if he plans to turn up. He apologized, saying he emailed me in the morning (very smart if you got an automatic out-of-office reply) that he couldnt make it cos his pregnant gf had some health issues. Talking about being very very late..... (Im still having lunch with him next week althouhg I will take significantly less time getting ready)...maybe not...men cheat on their gf's right? (then again he apologized like trillion times for that missed lunch so I guess nice guys dont cheat on their pregnant gf's)...why is even having a baby???hes only 27 (and not afraid of commitment so he probably really isnt the cheating kind). Damn it...where are all the commitment phobes?
Guy no.3
With this one my hopes are still up. Following advice read on MSN how to find true love in 2006 (Im sure I mentioned it before, just to recap: choose a friend or relative each month who will hook you up with someone they know, leave elderly relatives towards the end of the year hoping your friends will find you someone cool first). So I asked my ex-fcuk-buddy to do so (and now I know for sure that we're over cos he did find me someone - men who still want to sleep with u wouldnt do it) and Im supposed to meet one of his friends (25, taller than me, has own flat and business). Sounds almost good to be true, I wonder if it is just another of his jokes...watch this space, maybe I will make it on time once in a while.
Guy no. 4
Im getting my very own toyboy. Yes Im officially planning to sleep with this 18 year old I met who happens to be very cute and still at high school (so jealous of him). Welcome to the DemiClub:-)
Guys no. 5 - ?
As if that wasnt enough me and my best mate devised a proper men hunting plan. We decided to ditch clubs like Radost cos you only meet teenagers, tourists and guys with SSI (suspicious sources of income) there so we need to move into clubs where our target male audience hangs out. Unfortunately those clubs happen to play cheesy music but what the hell. I really want to go on dates cos I got so many perfect dating outfits that would make Carrie Bradshaw green with envy and no occasion to wear them to. So if any single, good looking, financially secured men are reading this please get in touch!
Guy no.1:
I urged one of my friends who goes to a business school (full of potential high-earning men) and plays volleyball (pretends to anyway) to get me a date with one of his class mates or team players and despite this guy's total uselessness, he did. He came up with this single, tall, (hopefully dark) and handsome guy so I was thrilled yet too busy to actually text the guy and arrange a date. So by the time I got to actually picking up my phone, my friend kindly informed me the guy found a gf in the meantime and fell in love with her. Talk about being late....
Guy no.2:
I decide not to rely on my friends and take action. Once at work I was reading newspapers (aka media monitoring) and came across this interview with this really gorgeous English (did I tell you I got a weakness for them?) guy, only to find out that he went to the same uni in UK as I am applying to for my masters (and he also happened to work in Prague in this major MNC in a top position). Also in his profile it said he was 27 and single so I thought I should really boost my higher education prospects and emailed him if he wanted to meet up to tell me more about the uni. He replied first but then didnt when I wanted to arrange the meeting (date) so I thought: Sod it! At least he should have had the courage to say Sorry Im busy to meet you or whatever.
Two months later I get an email apologizing for being too busy to reply and we actually arranged a lunch. On the day of the lunch, it was my day off at work (not taken for the purpose of a lunch date) so I spent the whole morning makeuping, hair straightening, clothes deciding, accessorizing, etc. So I came to the restaurant, no sign of him anywhere, then decided to call him if he plans to turn up. He apologized, saying he emailed me in the morning (very smart if you got an automatic out-of-office reply) that he couldnt make it cos his pregnant gf had some health issues. Talking about being very very late..... (Im still having lunch with him next week althouhg I will take significantly less time getting ready)...maybe not...men cheat on their gf's right? (then again he apologized like trillion times for that missed lunch so I guess nice guys dont cheat on their pregnant gf's)...why is even having a baby???hes only 27 (and not afraid of commitment so he probably really isnt the cheating kind). Damn it...where are all the commitment phobes?
Guy no.3
With this one my hopes are still up. Following advice read on MSN how to find true love in 2006 (Im sure I mentioned it before, just to recap: choose a friend or relative each month who will hook you up with someone they know, leave elderly relatives towards the end of the year hoping your friends will find you someone cool first). So I asked my ex-fcuk-buddy to do so (and now I know for sure that we're over cos he did find me someone - men who still want to sleep with u wouldnt do it) and Im supposed to meet one of his friends (25, taller than me, has own flat and business). Sounds almost good to be true, I wonder if it is just another of his jokes...watch this space, maybe I will make it on time once in a while.
Guy no. 4
Im getting my very own toyboy. Yes Im officially planning to sleep with this 18 year old I met who happens to be very cute and still at high school (so jealous of him). Welcome to the DemiClub:-)
Guys no. 5 - ?
As if that wasnt enough me and my best mate devised a proper men hunting plan. We decided to ditch clubs like Radost cos you only meet teenagers, tourists and guys with SSI (suspicious sources of income) there so we need to move into clubs where our target male audience hangs out. Unfortunately those clubs happen to play cheesy music but what the hell. I really want to go on dates cos I got so many perfect dating outfits that would make Carrie Bradshaw green with envy and no occasion to wear them to. So if any single, good looking, financially secured men are reading this please get in touch!
posted by Single Girl in London at 21:59
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