just some funny personals

I came across these funny personal ads on the internet, definitely worth sharing (if you are wondering why am I even looking at these ads then let me tell you that its for pure entertainment only - as you will see):
Hiya, I will go straight to teh point. Could we skip the conversation. I mean, im an average guy, not bad looking.Honest, thing is, I dont like to waste the time. Im looking for a woman who has the same thinking.We could meet for a drink and if there is chemistry, well, we could proceed to something else.If you need 3 dates before having fun, please dont write.
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a nice, tall, slim, blond?, "clever & smart" sexy, young Lady for "whatever"....who knows it?...if you like to write (with photo please)
(i like the inverted commas that come with clever and smart...)
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no wonder guys have to post these ads cos clearly a person who can write such things has no chance of pulling in real life!
and the funniest ads are those found in the "Woman seeks Man" section - u wouldnt believe how many guys put their ad there! I mean how do you want to get a date when you cant even read properly???and when you're so dumb that you dont realize women dont usually read this section!