a while ago...

I posted an ad on this expats website, looking for an english teacher (not for me obviously but my work colleagues - I was happy to interview all the potential /male/ candidates for them:-) and I got some really strange replies.
This one guy thought I was a prostitute who wanted to offer him sexual services (what´s his problem???), another one simply replied: I can teach you english but I am in Nigeria, do you think it can work?
not mentioning all those people who made all these massive grammar mistakes yet wanted to teach it to someone else...
its a shame I deleted all the replies and cant remeber any more of them, most of them was hilarious...oh well.