oh my god
it has been more than two months since my last post...and I got some wonderful feedback from you guys so I thought you deserved some more of my life....plus it's time to really start my disertation so it's my final chance to start wasting time again!
believe it or not those two months were not wholly dull and there are certain things I really want to share with the world so soon you will find the following posts:
The one about my one-month relationship
The one about Editas birthday party
The one about my birthday party
The one about me and gay men
The one about me being surrounded by straight single male friends
The one about me being given an offer to SOAS, London + postponed lunch/dinner/date with that english guy who studied there (yeah the one with a gf and a baby)
The one about my crush on a cute classmate and text messages from a secret admirer (unfortunately not the same person)
to keep you happy in the meantime, here´s an authentic record of my emailing with Zuzana (unfortunately only in Czech but I know Michal is dying to read something like this):
Background: I suggested to Zuzana that we go out clubbing to pick up cute guys but she was reluctant to go as she had nothing sexy to wear (allegedly)
Sent by me to Zuzana:
doufam ze se uz tesis a vybiras svuj sexy outfit...uz sem te zaregistrovala jako SlecnaBozska:-)takze navrhuju zitra se jit nejdriv nekam predpit a pak presunout...nebudes litovat, bude tam vetsi ratio chlapu (peknejch)...no a pokud ne tak jak sem rikala, muzem vzdycky zdrhnout...
Zuzana replied:
nadale si udrzuju svuj skepticismus, ale uz jsem vymyslela sexy outfit. Jinak ten muj nick cos mi dala - mas za nej pochvalu. Velice vystizny. Tak sí jú ve stredu.
Zuzana, l.i.l., p.k.
(l.i.l. means Loser In Love, p.k. is Profesionalni Kamaradka/Professional Friend - a friend who never lets you down by a getting a bf, leaving you single and with no one to go out with)
My reply:
jen pro info: ten mail koho si vezmes je blbost a vubec nefunguje...nebo mozna jen me zadny fortune cookie neprislo jako ze se nevdam...tobe jo?
c u 2moro
P.S. skepticismu se nezbavuj, ja si ho taky udrzuju ale kdyz chces na neco nadavat tak to musis zkusit nejdriv....
(FYI I sent Zuzana this chain email saying that if forwarded to zillion people you will receive a fortune cookie with a name of your future husband...not that I believe this crap but just to be on the safe side, you know...do I need to add that I havent received any fcuking cookie or husband!)
Zuzana replied:
no me taky nic neprislo. taky se nevdam. takze to vlastne funguje.
I replied:
navic sem znechucena seznam horoskopem-tenhle tyden mam city 90-100 procent to nevim kde na to prisli!!!mozna tak negativni...
jo a vsimla sem si ze existuje i varianta "dnes potencial citove vazby s osobou tohoto zanameni" ale u myho horoskopu se prakticky nevyskytuje (dneska teda jo ale u blizence a zadnyho neznam...)
vidis i na seznamu a rozesilaci spamu vedi ze sme l.i.l., tomu rikam efektivni PR
Zuzana replied:
no to mi povidej. ja mam citovou uroven podle seznamu na 100%. CHA CHA CHA.
napadlo me zda neni LIL vlastne nejaky novy druh choroby? tzn. lilismus. zajimalo by me jak se prenasi. vylucuju geny, nebot osoba s lil se vlastne nikdy nerozmnozi, tak zbyva jen voda ci vzduch. a zrejme je to zatim nelecitelny.
This really happened, not made up!Btw do I need to add we never went to the club and we are still losers in love...maybe because we didnt go to the club...
Short note to Leticia:
Czech women are not mostly blond, well definitely not me or my closest single friends. So you see going to Brazil wouldnt really help although it seems more likely to hook up with a Czech guy there than in here...maybe because all the good guys fled to Brazil:-) I keep smiling though...
believe it or not those two months were not wholly dull and there are certain things I really want to share with the world so soon you will find the following posts:
The one about my one-month relationship
The one about Editas birthday party
The one about my birthday party
The one about me and gay men
The one about me being surrounded by straight single male friends
The one about me being given an offer to SOAS, London + postponed lunch/dinner/date with that english guy who studied there (yeah the one with a gf and a baby)
The one about my crush on a cute classmate and text messages from a secret admirer (unfortunately not the same person)
to keep you happy in the meantime, here´s an authentic record of my emailing with Zuzana (unfortunately only in Czech but I know Michal is dying to read something like this):
Background: I suggested to Zuzana that we go out clubbing to pick up cute guys but she was reluctant to go as she had nothing sexy to wear (allegedly)
Sent by me to Zuzana:
doufam ze se uz tesis a vybiras svuj sexy outfit...uz sem te zaregistrovala jako SlecnaBozska:-)takze navrhuju zitra se jit nejdriv nekam predpit a pak presunout...nebudes litovat, bude tam vetsi ratio chlapu (peknejch)...no a pokud ne tak jak sem rikala, muzem vzdycky zdrhnout...
Zuzana replied:
nadale si udrzuju svuj skepticismus, ale uz jsem vymyslela sexy outfit. Jinak ten muj nick cos mi dala - mas za nej pochvalu. Velice vystizny. Tak sí jú ve stredu.
Zuzana, l.i.l., p.k.
(l.i.l. means Loser In Love, p.k. is Profesionalni Kamaradka/Professional Friend - a friend who never lets you down by a getting a bf, leaving you single and with no one to go out with)
My reply:
jen pro info: ten mail koho si vezmes je blbost a vubec nefunguje...nebo mozna jen me zadny fortune cookie neprislo jako ze se nevdam...tobe jo?
c u 2moro
P.S. skepticismu se nezbavuj, ja si ho taky udrzuju ale kdyz chces na neco nadavat tak to musis zkusit nejdriv....
(FYI I sent Zuzana this chain email saying that if forwarded to zillion people you will receive a fortune cookie with a name of your future husband...not that I believe this crap but just to be on the safe side, you know...do I need to add that I havent received any fcuking cookie or husband!)
Zuzana replied:
no me taky nic neprislo. taky se nevdam. takze to vlastne funguje.
I replied:
navic sem znechucena seznam horoskopem-tenhle tyden mam city 90-100 procent to nevim kde na to prisli!!!mozna tak negativni...
jo a vsimla sem si ze existuje i varianta "dnes potencial citove vazby s osobou tohoto zanameni" ale u myho horoskopu se prakticky nevyskytuje (dneska teda jo ale u blizence a zadnyho neznam...)
vidis i na seznamu a rozesilaci spamu vedi ze sme l.i.l., tomu rikam efektivni PR
Zuzana replied:
no to mi povidej. ja mam citovou uroven podle seznamu na 100%. CHA CHA CHA.
napadlo me zda neni LIL vlastne nejaky novy druh choroby? tzn. lilismus. zajimalo by me jak se prenasi. vylucuju geny, nebot osoba s lil se vlastne nikdy nerozmnozi, tak zbyva jen voda ci vzduch. a zrejme je to zatim nelecitelny.
This really happened, not made up!Btw do I need to add we never went to the club and we are still losers in love...maybe because we didnt go to the club...
Short note to Leticia:
Czech women are not mostly blond, well definitely not me or my closest single friends. So you see going to Brazil wouldnt really help although it seems more likely to hook up with a Czech guy there than in here...maybe because all the good guys fled to Brazil:-) I keep smiling though...
posted by Single Girl in London at 13:15
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