Fcuking unbelievable
For the record, everything written below really happened. Once upon a time there was this brave girl (not me this time!) who wanted to do a little research on men. I suppose her hypothesis could be all men are assholes or something like that. So she posted following ad in the Woman seeks Men section of an unnamed website and waited for replies:
I'm a 28 year old woman from the US. I love to travel, work out, dine out, party, and just have a good time! I'm open to about anything! I'm very attractive, a lot fun, kind, extremely giving, funny, and really open minded...But my flaw is that really demanding. But i have a right to be. The right girl only deserves the very best, right? Here is what i'm looking for and what i require: I'm looking for an extremely wealthy and exceptionally attractive man between the ages of 24-35! Tall, generously endowed (You know where) along a great body is a must. I'm also looking for someone that is very intelligent and has a great sense of humor. I need someone that has a great personality along with good looks... I'm not shallow you know. You must be a good cook and must love to cook for me. I like to travel to many exotic lands so i would love for you to take me on trips. If you can't go, it would be nice if you could still give me the money for this trip in addition to a weekly allowance i would ask of you. I love gifts too. Diamonds are a girl's best friend you know. Being a good lover is one of the most important things, I'm sexually demanding. And since i'm sexual and openminded i would kindly require that you let me have more than one boyfriend. I want to be treated like the princess i am. I know it sounds like a little much, but you will recieve a lot of love, kindness, and generousity in return.Is my perfect prince here in Prague? Are you out there, dream man? Please send your replies to ......... Include a brief but detailed biography along with recent photos. I can't wait to hear from you all!!!
And look what she got from men:
Am sorry to say this but ur messege just showed a typical bitch u are.**** u.Ur just after money just like the rest of the bitches around here.**** U BITCH
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'I am very attractive' - LOL - when i read this i was so curious to see your photos especially as girls here in cz are suck ****y gorgeous, but when i saw your pics on myspace i burst out laughing. Your ego makes you look even more uglier as you haven't got the looks to back up your mouth.. Were you trying to be funny? Just thought i'd let you know that your far from being very attractive as you would put it. I am though if you check my pics. You do look alot like Kim Gordon (band member of Sonic Youth), She's cool and plays damn good music.. but she's physically not all that.. too masculin.Once again thanks for the laughs.
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yes, but do you have big tits?
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are you sure you're not my girlfriend already?? she's a ******* screwed up demanding bitch also!
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I'm a 38 year old MAN from the UK. I love to travel, work out, dine out, party, and just have a good time! I'm open to about anything! I'm very attractive, a lot fun, kind, extremely giving, funny, and really open minded...But my flaw is that really demanding. But i have a right to be. The right MAN only deserves the very best, right? Here is what i'm looking for and what i require: I'm looking for an extremely wealthy and exceptionally attractive WOMAN between the ages of 24-35! Slim, petite, "A" shaped ass and a great body is a must. I'm also looking for someone that is very intelligent and has a great sense of humor. I need someone that has a great personality along with good looks... I'm not shallow you know. You must be a good cook and must love to cook for me. I like to travel to many exotic lands so i would love for you to take me on trips. If you can't go, it would be nice if you could still give me the money for this trip in addition to a weekly allowance i would ask of you. I love gifts too. Watches are a man's best friend you know. Being a good lover is one of the most important things, I'm sexually demanding. And since i'm sexual and openminded i would kindly require that you let me have more than one girlfriend. I want to be treated like the KING i am. I know it sounds like a little much, but you will recieve a lot of love, kindness, and generousity in return.Is my perfect princess here in Prague? Are you out there, dream woman? Please send your replies to ........... Include a brief but detailed biography along with recent photos. I can't wait to hear from you!!!
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This has to be a wind-up, right? If not, you clearly have some self-esteem issues to deal with. You don't really think the guy you are looking for is just sitting around waiting for someone who openly advertises herself as high-maintenance prostitute?
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Are those tablets for reducing tummy fat working ?
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I stumbled upon your message whilst having my daily one-handed workout (if you know what I mean ).I really don't think you're too demanding at all. In fact, I'm sure a girl like you truly deserves everything she gets I am enormously wealthy; thick as two short planks; and completely blind to anyone taking advantage of me I'm afraid that I work too hard most of the time and therefore don't see the possibility of me joining you on an escape to a secluded island.I can picture the scene in 'From Here to Eternity' - rolling on the beach, our bodies intertwining as the warm water laps between your legs.........****, where did I put the Kleenex I have a body that women just can't seem to get enough of, although, admittedly, that's mostly on the lesbian scene - due to my sizeable breats As my username suggests, I am LONG - to the point where I can wrap it around my waist to stop my trousers falling down Of course, as a result of my daily work-outs, I am thin However, think of the fun we could have where, with one concerted pelvic thrust, I could pin you against the wall with my pork dagger - a la frog catching a fly Well, that's about it for now - I'm afraid I have to go change my underwear Hope to hear from you soon!
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You must be the most regretable character ever.Though I do meet your "benchmarks" your shoppinglist is rather disgusting. Who do you think you are? Sexually openminded, quite good looking - well you appearantly never visited Prague...
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I think the hypothesis was correct...but we surely didnt need so much evidence!
I'm a 28 year old woman from the US. I love to travel, work out, dine out, party, and just have a good time! I'm open to about anything! I'm very attractive, a lot fun, kind, extremely giving, funny, and really open minded...But my flaw is that really demanding. But i have a right to be. The right girl only deserves the very best, right? Here is what i'm looking for and what i require: I'm looking for an extremely wealthy and exceptionally attractive man between the ages of 24-35! Tall, generously endowed (You know where) along a great body is a must. I'm also looking for someone that is very intelligent and has a great sense of humor. I need someone that has a great personality along with good looks... I'm not shallow you know. You must be a good cook and must love to cook for me. I like to travel to many exotic lands so i would love for you to take me on trips. If you can't go, it would be nice if you could still give me the money for this trip in addition to a weekly allowance i would ask of you. I love gifts too. Diamonds are a girl's best friend you know. Being a good lover is one of the most important things, I'm sexually demanding. And since i'm sexual and openminded i would kindly require that you let me have more than one boyfriend. I want to be treated like the princess i am. I know it sounds like a little much, but you will recieve a lot of love, kindness, and generousity in return.Is my perfect prince here in Prague? Are you out there, dream man? Please send your replies to ......... Include a brief but detailed biography along with recent photos. I can't wait to hear from you all!!!
And look what she got from men:
Am sorry to say this but ur messege just showed a typical bitch u are.**** u.Ur just after money just like the rest of the bitches around here.**** U BITCH
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'I am very attractive' - LOL - when i read this i was so curious to see your photos especially as girls here in cz are suck ****y gorgeous, but when i saw your pics on myspace i burst out laughing. Your ego makes you look even more uglier as you haven't got the looks to back up your mouth.. Were you trying to be funny? Just thought i'd let you know that your far from being very attractive as you would put it. I am though if you check my pics. You do look alot like Kim Gordon (band member of Sonic Youth), She's cool and plays damn good music.. but she's physically not all that.. too masculin.Once again thanks for the laughs.
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yes, but do you have big tits?
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are you sure you're not my girlfriend already?? she's a ******* screwed up demanding bitch also!
***
I'm a 38 year old MAN from the UK. I love to travel, work out, dine out, party, and just have a good time! I'm open to about anything! I'm very attractive, a lot fun, kind, extremely giving, funny, and really open minded...But my flaw is that really demanding. But i have a right to be. The right MAN only deserves the very best, right? Here is what i'm looking for and what i require: I'm looking for an extremely wealthy and exceptionally attractive WOMAN between the ages of 24-35! Slim, petite, "A" shaped ass and a great body is a must. I'm also looking for someone that is very intelligent and has a great sense of humor. I need someone that has a great personality along with good looks... I'm not shallow you know. You must be a good cook and must love to cook for me. I like to travel to many exotic lands so i would love for you to take me on trips. If you can't go, it would be nice if you could still give me the money for this trip in addition to a weekly allowance i would ask of you. I love gifts too. Watches are a man's best friend you know. Being a good lover is one of the most important things, I'm sexually demanding. And since i'm sexual and openminded i would kindly require that you let me have more than one girlfriend. I want to be treated like the KING i am. I know it sounds like a little much, but you will recieve a lot of love, kindness, and generousity in return.Is my perfect princess here in Prague? Are you out there, dream woman? Please send your replies to ........... Include a brief but detailed biography along with recent photos. I can't wait to hear from you!!!
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This has to be a wind-up, right? If not, you clearly have some self-esteem issues to deal with. You don't really think the guy you are looking for is just sitting around waiting for someone who openly advertises herself as high-maintenance prostitute?
***
Are those tablets for reducing tummy fat working ?
***
I stumbled upon your message whilst having my daily one-handed workout (if you know what I mean ).I really don't think you're too demanding at all. In fact, I'm sure a girl like you truly deserves everything she gets I am enormously wealthy; thick as two short planks; and completely blind to anyone taking advantage of me I'm afraid that I work too hard most of the time and therefore don't see the possibility of me joining you on an escape to a secluded island.I can picture the scene in 'From Here to Eternity' - rolling on the beach, our bodies intertwining as the warm water laps between your legs.........****, where did I put the Kleenex I have a body that women just can't seem to get enough of, although, admittedly, that's mostly on the lesbian scene - due to my sizeable breats As my username suggests, I am LONG - to the point where I can wrap it around my waist to stop my trousers falling down Of course, as a result of my daily work-outs, I am thin However, think of the fun we could have where, with one concerted pelvic thrust, I could pin you against the wall with my pork dagger - a la frog catching a fly Well, that's about it for now - I'm afraid I have to go change my underwear Hope to hear from you soon!
***
You must be the most regretable character ever.Though I do meet your "benchmarks" your shoppinglist is rather disgusting. Who do you think you are? Sexually openminded, quite good looking - well you appearantly never visited Prague...
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I think the hypothesis was correct...but we surely didnt need so much evidence!
posted by Single Girl in London at 23:43
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