The story about that bitch Edita

which I promised to publish ages ago…anyway, you remember the post about how Edita hooked me up with her personal trainer and it didn’t work out as usual.
Well I haven’t met her or talked to her since she broke the news that he’s just not that into me over a couple of drinks. And if it wasn’t for Michelle who came to Prague a while ago and had the courage to meet HRH (Her Royal Highness) Edita I wouldn’t know what sort of nasty gossip she’s spreading about me.
Her (or his?) side of the story is that the poor guy didn’t want to sleep with me and I practically raped him (did I mention he was trying to bed me since the first date?), that he (or she???) hated my dress sense (he never mentioned anything and even if he did I wouldn’t give a damn cos I love my clothes), that I was heartbroken and devastated for ages after he finished it (I got drunk once and that was only cos I was upset that my relationships never last more than a month in general, I wasn’t mourning this particular guy), that I thought it was a relationship (well what else would it be when you go on dates, like each other and eventually have sex after few dates – not exactly a one night stand is it???)…shall I continue? Well I won’t cos this is all I can remember…luckily. I think this as much nasty gossip as one can handle. So if any of this bullshit ever gets to you, well it’s just not true!
The only thing I’m still wondering about is whether the bitching actually comes from him and Edita just passed it on or whether she made it up and spread it around herself? To be honest, I don’t think guys are naturally that bitchy plus it’s for sure that Edita fancied this guy at one point…maybe he broke up with me cos she told some things about me that were untrue…in that case I just don’t understand why she hooked me up with him in the first place??? Probably so that we appreciate her royal generosity…Enough said, I’m definitely over the whole incident, it’s just that I promised to tell you:-)