sorry for the delay

but I have been genuinely busy with my dissertation which I miraculously finished and handed in on time...
anyway todays a big day cos me, zuzana and ivana are finally meeting up in flesh for a real (not msn) drinking session...with no excuses, zapocty, "musim se ucit", etc. in sight...hallelujah!
secondly I want to hear your thoughts on the following incident:
this certain guy Im not meant to text (or zuzana wins a shot of baileys...you know who he is - and FYU /for your update/ we are so over) left me an icq message twice (after a major argument few weeks ago when I decided to block him out of my life completely and this time for real) which i ignored until I realized he might have a book/dvd I need for one of my courseworks so I asked him and he said he would send me a cd with the film I was looking for. He actually brought the cd by himself to my house after we negotiated what he would get in return as a reward ( I suggested a home made pie or a thank you note). After he left I got a text meesage which led to a sms conversation outlined below:
Afternoon
HIM: you looked good. i will get my reward tonight (reward being a codeword for making out )
ME: ???
HIM: Question marks?
ME: what reward???
HIM: My reward for the cd...duh
ME: I think lame sex for a cd is not a very balanced/appropriate reward
HIM: Not balanced? Its a great cd and it doesnt even have to be great sex ha ha...but you´re really good at blow jobs...when you dont bite :-) (internal joke... FYI I dont bite)
ME: Unfortunately I cant say the same about you and oral sex. Forget it, in this respect Im done with you, I can still write you the thank you note though...
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HIM (at 23:46): so Im on my way to your place to get my reward...how was the film
ME (following morning): I would appreciate if you stopped texting me at night as it woke me up. I would also appreciate if you stopped bothering me, im not having sex with you ever again!
HIM: I was just kidding, you just didnt get it.....ooooooooooooh.I hope the film was any good
ME: I havent seen it yet. Its just that I didnt get whats so funny about making fun of me...
HIM: ok well Im not a single person anymore so I can only mean these things as a joke...you know...im amazed you took it seriously
ME: well next time please use "JUST KIDDING" warning when you are about to say something as a joke so that I can have a laugh too...
HIM: I dont get it, you need help with something, one brings you the cd to your house and you just nag him for making bit of fun...I always have some sort of relationship with people with whom I have had something (fling, sex, etc.) in the past...so why couldnt I tease you this way...you know,maybe its better if I stop texting you altogether
ME: well I asked you for a cd, not millions of text messages in the first place...oh and I tend not to communicate at all with people Im done with so there...so please constrain your teasing to your girlfriend, I think she would appreciate more than me..
THE END

have you noticed the terrible male manipulation? and do you also think having sex with me only became a joke after he got rejected??? I blame the deflated ego....cant believed how much time I wasted with this loser!!!
have you seen ucastnici zajezdu or the libertine? more thoughts on these films next time...

two more bets to add...

so that we dont forget about them.
1) If I dont text certain person by the end of June, I win a shot of Baileys. If I do then Zuzana wins the shot.
2) Zuzana claims I will get a serious bf by end of August (not the Daniel Cleaver kind of bf). She is convinced she became a psychic after she predicted in January that one of our friends will get a bf by the end of May and now she has one. Anyway Im having none of it and remain sceptical as usual. So if by some miracle (not by Zuzka's psychic powers, thats fo sure) I do have a bf in August, I will buy her a book about Sex and the City, if I dont have one by then (of course I wont!!!) then I get the book. Or maybe a book of Woody Allen's short stories. Havent decided on that one yet.
I love these wagers cos Im a born winner when it comes to bets with friends...

so that Zuzana doesnt forget

here are bets we made
If Zuzana get a bf by end of August 2006, she wins double cream.If she doesnt, she wins butter.
If she passes statnice this June, she wins trubicka, vetrnik and zloutkovy rez.If she doesnt, then I win indianek, kremrole and linecky kolecko.
Also Zuzana promised to go out with me and hook me up with a guy of my choice by flirting with him/approaching him and then him asking her for my phone number. In any way, she is obliged to get me a guy asap.

its the baileys talking

but I have to admit this year I have been ditched by a total of four guys...ok i wont say how many guys I ditched but hey, I wasnt interested in those in the first place unlike those four who were...have you ever considered an online drinking session? involves you, your friend, msn a bottle of wine or baileys (as in my case)...then just act as if you were in a pub minus the bill, smoke and obnoxious guys...
plus you get music of your choice (in my case Im hooked on Outkasts Roses/Caroline, especially the end "Bitch you aint that fine, no way...crazy bitch...a bitch's bitch, just a bitch")
also forget professional friends, from now on me and zuzana are professional nasty bitches, explanation and rules coming soon...watch this space!

Fcuking unbelievable

For the record, everything written below really happened. Once upon a time there was this brave girl (not me this time!) who wanted to do a little research on men. I suppose her hypothesis could be all men are assholes or something like that. So she posted following ad in the Woman seeks Men section of an unnamed website and waited for replies:
I'm a 28 year old woman from the US. I love to travel, work out, dine out, party, and just have a good time! I'm open to about anything! I'm very attractive, a lot fun, kind, extremely giving, funny, and really open minded...But my flaw is that really demanding. But i have a right to be. The right girl only deserves the very best, right? Here is what i'm looking for and what i require: I'm looking for an extremely wealthy and exceptionally attractive man between the ages of 24-35! Tall, generously endowed (You know where) along a great body is a must. I'm also looking for someone that is very intelligent and has a great sense of humor. I need someone that has a great personality along with good looks... I'm not shallow you know. You must be a good cook and must love to cook for me. I like to travel to many exotic lands so i would love for you to take me on trips. If you can't go, it would be nice if you could still give me the money for this trip in addition to a weekly allowance i would ask of you. I love gifts too. Diamonds are a girl's best friend you know. Being a good lover is one of the most important things, I'm sexually demanding. And since i'm sexual and openminded i would kindly require that you let me have more than one boyfriend. I want to be treated like the princess i am. I know it sounds like a little much, but you will recieve a lot of love, kindness, and generousity in return.Is my perfect prince here in Prague? Are you out there, dream man? Please send your replies to ......... Include a brief but detailed biography along with recent photos. I can't wait to hear from you all!!!

And look what she got from men:

Am sorry to say this but ur messege just showed a typical bitch u are.**** u.Ur just after money just like the rest of the bitches around here.**** U BITCH
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'I am very attractive' - LOL - when i read this i was so curious to see your photos especially as girls here in cz are suck ****y gorgeous, but when i saw your pics on myspace i burst out laughing. Your ego makes you look even more uglier as you haven't got the looks to back up your mouth.. Were you trying to be funny? Just thought i'd let you know that your far from being very attractive as you would put it. I am though if you check my pics. You do look alot like Kim Gordon (band member of Sonic Youth), She's cool and plays damn good music.. but she's physically not all that.. too masculin.Once again thanks for the laughs.
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yes, but do you have big tits?
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are you sure you're not my girlfriend already?? she's a ******* screwed up demanding bitch also!
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I'm a 38 year old MAN from the UK. I love to travel, work out, dine out, party, and just have a good time! I'm open to about anything! I'm very attractive, a lot fun, kind, extremely giving, funny, and really open minded...But my flaw is that really demanding. But i have a right to be. The right MAN only deserves the very best, right? Here is what i'm looking for and what i require: I'm looking for an extremely wealthy and exceptionally attractive WOMAN between the ages of 24-35! Slim, petite, "A" shaped ass and a great body is a must. I'm also looking for someone that is very intelligent and has a great sense of humor. I need someone that has a great personality along with good looks... I'm not shallow you know. You must be a good cook and must love to cook for me. I like to travel to many exotic lands so i would love for you to take me on trips. If you can't go, it would be nice if you could still give me the money for this trip in addition to a weekly allowance i would ask of you. I love gifts too. Watches are a man's best friend you know. Being a good lover is one of the most important things, I'm sexually demanding. And since i'm sexual and openminded i would kindly require that you let me have more than one girlfriend. I want to be treated like the KING i am. I know it sounds like a little much, but you will recieve a lot of love, kindness, and generousity in return.Is my perfect princess here in Prague? Are you out there, dream woman? Please send your replies to ........... Include a brief but detailed biography along with recent photos. I can't wait to hear from you!!!
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This has to be a wind-up, right? If not, you clearly have some self-esteem issues to deal with. You don't really think the guy you are looking for is just sitting around waiting for someone who openly advertises herself as high-maintenance prostitute?
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Are those tablets for reducing tummy fat working ?
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I stumbled upon your message whilst having my daily one-handed workout (if you know what I mean ).I really don't think you're too demanding at all. In fact, I'm sure a girl like you truly deserves everything she gets I am enormously wealthy; thick as two short planks; and completely blind to anyone taking advantage of me I'm afraid that I work too hard most of the time and therefore don't see the possibility of me joining you on an escape to a secluded island.I can picture the scene in 'From Here to Eternity' - rolling on the beach, our bodies intertwining as the warm water laps between your legs.........****, where did I put the Kleenex I have a body that women just can't seem to get enough of, although, admittedly, that's mostly on the lesbian scene - due to my sizeable breats As my username suggests, I am LONG - to the point where I can wrap it around my waist to stop my trousers falling down Of course, as a result of my daily work-outs, I am thin However, think of the fun we could have where, with one concerted pelvic thrust, I could pin you against the wall with my pork dagger - a la frog catching a fly Well, that's about it for now - I'm afraid I have to go change my underwear Hope to hear from you soon!
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You must be the most regretable character ever.Though I do meet your "benchmarks" your shoppinglist is rather disgusting. Who do you think you are? Sexually openminded, quite good looking - well you appearantly never visited Prague...
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I think the hypothesis was correct...but we surely didnt need so much evidence!